Thoughts from Dale Vernon

ON: Eric Adams Now Considers Housing Illegal Immigrants in Tents in New York City’s Central Park

Congrats to Hizzoner Adams…he’s now the biggest outdoor slumlord in the formerly great NYC.

Cultural diversity at its best when visual aids are provided: 

Tax paying NYC residents will enjoy their new physical fitness regimens in Central Park courtesy Mayor Adams by:

  • Running for cover
  • Dodging bullets
  • Hitting the dirt
  • Trench digging
  • playing 52 syringe p/u with your kid(remember when ur little one intentionally threw stuff on the floor to see u pick it up, ha, ha what fun),
  • Find the fentanyl & dope b4 ur kids do game (based on easter egg hunt rules)
  • Knife defense training
  • Poop sidestepping exercises
  • Pervert/kid trafficking avoidance

These are things the whole family can & MUST do together so thank Hizoner for getting u all in better physical condition while bringing back the good old family traditions of togetherness.

5 thoughts on “Thoughts from Dale Vernon

    1. Dale Vernon

      A good point, Sue, unfortunately true. But NY’ers are tough. They’ll just “fuggitaboutit”. Hizzoner will too until time for re-election.

  1. Darline

    Lo lol!( it’s better than crying.) Thankfully, not anywhere close to that place. But not holding my breath, because there’s a city on the top 15 baddies, not far from here. Really, aren’t they all getting that way? By design?
    Love D.V.‘s takes on things. Makes me laugh, and a sense of humor is a sign of sanity.
    I miss the days when comedians made fun of all kinds of people, & we all laughed. Now it’s “rascist” to have a sense of humor. Humor is a victim of these times.

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