Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness on the CDC’s Website: I’m Not Kidding

If this is the CDC’s idea of a joke, the timing could not be worse.

Our nation has experienced the worst fear tactics in the last 1 1/2 years from our government. This is truly adding insult to injury.

From cdc.gov

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Wonder why zombies, zombie apocalypse, and zombie preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue-in-cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform. We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via “zombie preparedness.”

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So, lately I’ve been writing on scientists “PLAYING GOD” with the mRNA vaccine. I’ve discovered that they admit to hacking into the “Software of life” and rewriting our genetic code among other boastful claims. Is it really out of realm of possibility that these monsters could actually create a virus or vaccine which could change people into flesh eating zombies?

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From strangesounds.org

Why has the CDC just released a zombie apocalypse preparedness guide?

If you thought the U.S. was caught with its proverbial pants down and unprepared for the Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic, imagine what would happen should a zombie apocalypse grip our country.

Would political leaders try to minimize the problem, claiming that becoming a rotting corpse with body parts falling off is not so bad?

Or continuously say that the apocalypse was “rounding the corner?

Would people be arguing about how many people actually have become zombies, claiming that some zombies were actually people who just needed a little more sun?

Would some political leaders push for a “herd immunity” strategy in which the country just allows the apocalypse to happen?

After all, simply letting everyone become a zombie could solve so many problems such as wondering what to wear each day and not having enough toilet paper around, right?

Well, a zombie apocalypse could be a major disaster, and our country is probably not adequately prepared for such an eventuality. That doesn’t mean the CDC has no advice. The CDC does offer a Zombie Preparedness guide, which contains some useful information.

For example, they recommend having an emergency kit in your house. And that doesn’t mean just a stash of avocado toast and tequila. Instead, according to the CDC, such an emergency kit should have the following:

  • Water: Store at least one gallon per person per day that you think you may be trapped during an emergency. This should be at least three days, although a two week supply would be even better. Of course, a zombie apocalypse could go on for a lot longer and storing over 1000 gallons may not be so easy. So what about buying a good water purifier?
  • Food: These should be non-perishable items otherwise you may be quite disappointed when you need them. Make sure that the food covers enough food groups and is as healthy as possible. After a while, eating nothing but marshmallow Peeps could cause problems. Buy your preparedness food here
  • Medications: These should be prescription and non-prescription medication that you may need. Note that a stash of nothing but Viagra may not be so helpful during a zombie apocalypse.
  • Tools and Supplies: The CDC suggests having things like a utility knifeduct tape, and a battery powered radio. A smartphone may not be as useable should the cellular network and Internet go down. Keep in mind that most battery powered radios can’t take selfies.
  • Sanitation and Hygiene: Examples include soap, towels, and household bleach, which, by the way, you should not inject into your body.
  • Clothing and Bedding: These should include clothes that offer reasonable protection. A collection of thongs alone, for example, would not serve this purpose.
  • Important documents: The CDC specifically mentions your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate. A Starbuck’s loyalty card and a Avengers membership card would probably not be useful during a Zombie apocalypse.
  • First Aid supplies: The CDC does warn that a Band-aid won’t do a whole lot for a zombie bite.

Concerns about a zombie attack are not the only reasons to keep such items around. They could be handy for nearly any type of emergencies, such as a flood, a hurricane, a tornado, or even an earthquake.

The CDC also suggests establishing an emergency plan with your family. This includes identifying the types of emergencies that are possible in your area. If you can only come up with a zombie apocalypse and hot dog shortage as possibilities, think harder. Unless you live on Sesame Street with Mr. Snuffleupagus, every location has its set of possible major disasters.

A second suggestion from the CDC is to pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case you get separated and can’t return to or stay in your home. As basically any horror movie, whether its Fright NightThe Cabin in the Woods, or Happy Gilmour, has shown you, saying, “let’s split up, gang” can be a bad thing, especially when there is no clear plan on how to get back together. As they say when you are running away from zombies, when you are in a group, you only have to run faster than the slowest person in the group.

A third suggestion is identifying your emergency contacts. This list should include more than just Justin Bieber. Sure meeting the Biebs may be on your bucket list, but the police, the fire department, your doctor, and maybe a zombie hunter like Milla Jovovich would serve you better during an emergency. Plus, “Yummy” is not a song that you want to be singing to zombies.

A fourth recommendation from the CDC is plan your evacuation route. Know where to go to get out of town quickly during an emergency. Memorize this route. Don’t rely on Google maps to help you navigate during an emergency.

Again, much of the advice offered by the CDC Zombie Preparedness website is applicable to many different emergencies, not just a zombie apocalypse, with the exception of statements like “when zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains).

The CDC does say that its website began as a tongue-in-cheek campaign. So the CDC doesn’t seem to be saying that a zombie apocalypse will happen in 2021 or anytime soon. Of course, this assumes that tongue-in-cheek means something like “whimsical exaggeration.” A zombie apocalypse could result in many real tongues being in many others’ real cheeks. [Forbes] Source

As I said before, if this has been done in a tongue in cheek manner – it would be the epitome of poor taste at this time in history.

How Can I Be Saved?

Shalom B’Yeshua

MARANATHA!!

HYPOCRISY AT ITS FINEST: LOUIS FARRAKHAN Vaccine Claims Posted to Twitter and Facebook Despite ‘Misinformation’ Policies

When I read this today, I was enraged

Facebook tore down two of my pages in the last year – one was a family page for my children and me.

Why did they do this? It’s because I mentioned Covid 19 or the vaccine too many times.

But Racist and Jew hater, Louis Farrakhan, gets a pass because he is a famous Muslim.

From foxnews.com (excerpts)

Farrakhan’s remarks, recorded on video late last month during the Nation of Islam’s annual Saviours’ Day convention, were still available via TwitterFacebook and YouTube as of Saturday night.

They included claims that the vaccine was a “vial of death.”

He also compared it to the Kool-Aid from the Jim Jones mass-death tragedy in Guyana in 1978.

“It is death itself,” Farrakhan said.

“By rushing so fast to get something out, bypassing normal steps in a true vaccine, now God is going to turn your vaccine into death in a hurry,” he said. 

Last week, Twitter announced users “may not use Twitter’s services to share false or misleading information about COVID-19 which may lead to harm,” and in February, Facebook put out a statement saying it was expanding its efforts to remove false claims about the pandemic.

Jerome Adams, the former U.S. surgeon general, in January said there are “real historical reasons for concern” about vaccines within the Black community because of experimentations on Black people by the U.S. government in the past.

Infamously, the Tuskegee syphilis study in the 1930s left Black men unknowingly untreated so the government could observe the effects of the disease. 

Because of the distrust among some, many leaders in the Black community have been working for the last few months to restore faith in the vaccine. 

Twitter, Facebook and YouTube did not immediately respond to Fox News’ late-night requests for comment.  Source

As I have heard it said: If not for double standards, the LEFT would have NO Standards at all.

How Can I Be Saved?

Shalom B’Yeshua

MARANATHA!!

Pastor Olaf Latzel of Germany FINED for HATE SPEECH about the Practice of Homosexuality Taken Directly From Scripture

I have been following this brave and “Grounded in the Word” Pastor for many years. Pastor Olaf Latzel has been continually under the scrutiny of the German government – with requests to see his sermons by government officials.

Recently, Pastor Olaf was fined an exorbitant amount of money because he preached from God’s Word that homosexuality is an abomination to our God.

From lifesitenews.com

Christian pastor in Germany fined for ‘inciting hatred’ against homosexuals

The pastor had merely reiterated biblical teaching on homosexuality in a private seminar.

February 12, 2021 (LifeSiteNews) — In a stunning sentence late last year, a court in Bremen, Germany, sentenced Rev. Olaf Latzel of St. Martini (part of the Evangelical Church in Germany: EKD) to a fine of €8,100 for “inciting hatred” against homosexuals in private remarks made to church couples. During the seminar, Latzel defended the biblical definitions of gender and sexuality, condemning the Berlin Pride March and referring to gender ideology as “an attack against God’s order of Creation.”

Latzel’s defense lawyer called the sentence, which the pastor is appealing, a “catastrophe,” and warned that free speech was under threat: “While today this is about a view found in the Bible, tomorrow it will be about any other opinion.”

Latzel’s lawyer told the court that the Bremen pastor was condemning behavior rather than people, but the judge stated that the “homosexual orientation of a person is a part of [his] personality.” Some Protestant leaders in Bremen appear to be more concerned by how biblical teachings reflect on their popularity, rather than by threats to their ability to proclaim the Gospel, announcing in response to the sentence that they “condemned in the strongest terms” Latzel’s words. The EKD is a largely liberal denomination, and Latzel’s traditional views have made him a controversial figure for some time. St. Martini church, where Latzel serves as pastor, has even had services interrupted by LGBT activists.

To discuss the implications of this ongoing case, I reached out to Manfred Müller with the German office of Voice of the Martyrs. Müller told me that Latzel was prosecuted in a “political show trial” in “a huge public space rented in order for many people to attend the public spectacle.” His case, Müller said, needs international attention.

What is the significance of this case? Is there a precedent for it?

There is no precedent for it. It’s the other way around: This will serve as a precedent for future cases. That makes it so significant. We have seen this coming for a long time. Even a few years ago some conservative Christian might have already said: If I were to imagine persecution coming to Germany, I might imagine it along the lines of moral  especially sexual — ethics.

Now, with Olaf Latzel, for the first time a German court restricts religious freedom (Article 4, Basic Law) for the benefit of the homosexual lobby. Or to put it in more neutral terms: to protect the feelings and rights of homosexuals.

At the expense of freedom of speech, religious freedom etc., homosexual rights are protected. This will have consequences (if the judgment will hold against the appeal) for churches in Germany that reject gay blessings and weddings. This could, for example, in the future cause them to lose their status [as charitable organizations]. That would [be] a huge financial disadvantage.

What is the potential outcome for other conservative clergy members?

Already: intimidation to take a biblical stand on this issue. In addition, new realities will be created in the regional church, meaning that in the future pastors with a critical attitude towards blessing homosexual couples or even conducting weddings will not be admitted to the church as clergy. Before being employed, an interview could be held asking them about their stance on those issues. Thus, facts are created and pastors with a biblical view of homosexuality will then no longer exist.

How was Latzel’s trial a “show trial” — a very loaded word in the German context?

By relocating the trial to the public arena (a local theater) instead of the courtroom, thus allowing for more people to attend. Plus, the rush to judgment in the media and the prejudice by all the involved parties. All that created prejudgment and pressure on the judge to make the “right” decision.

How was the trial unfair?

The whole accusation does not hold. There was never the intention to publish what Olaf Latzel shared in this internal Bible study group for couples. It was a closed event. No way that this could or even should have served to spark public hate, let alone “incitement of the masses” (the accusation).

So to begin with, the seminar was not public. It should never be on the internet (actually the recording of the event records Pastor Latzel himself saying this at the beginning: This is not to be published.) In the talk Pastor Latzel always speaks of “homosexuality,” not of “homosexuals,” differentiating between sin and sinner. This differentiation has not been taken into account by the court, which would have been absolutely necessary for the verdict.

Can anything be done to redress the situation?

Jesus is Lord. HE can change anything and everything. Speak but one word. He only has to speak one word. That is why prayer is so important. If folks could just pray for our Brother Latzel.

Also, pressure. International pressure. It might be helpful to write letters to the church.

How does this bode ill for the future?

The position for those who are faithful to the Bible and for conservative congregations will change and has already become more difficult. We should not forget that the church Pastor Latzel is serving, the St. Martini church in Bremen, is also [being] harassed. In Germany, the Pietists were seen as crown jewels of society (in Württemberg). But today they are no longer considered socially acceptable. Source

Brethren, this could very well be the future of the Remnant Church in America. We MUST be ready for this. Some of us will probably be jailed. Others may be martyred.

But God is with us every minute of every day, so we should not fear!

“And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell” (Matthew 10:28).

How Can I Be Saved?

Shalom B’Yeshua

MARANATHA!!

NEW STARTUP TO MAKE SALAMI FROM CELEBRITY BODY PARTS: IS IT EZEKIEL’S PROPHECY ON CANNIBALISM?

Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.

EZEKIEL5:10

From israel365news.com

A new fad allows people to eat meat grown from their favorite celebrities but as shocking as this is, this was prophesied to be a part of the times preceding the final redemption.

LAB-GROWN CELEBRITY MEAT

BiteLabs went online promising “artisanal salamis from meat that has been lab-grown from celebrity tissue samples.” 

“We all wish we could be closer to our favorite celebrities, and now we can all experience them in flesh,” Bitelabs promises. The process harvests biopsied myoblast cells from the subject of public adoration and grows them in bioreactors.

“We mix celebrity and animal meats, grown in-house through a proprietary culturing process, into curated salami blend,’ the BiteLab website claims. “Our process yields high-quality, luxury protein, in a sustainable manner that eliminates the environmental and ethical concerns associated with traditional livestock production.”

The final product will contain about 30 percent celebrity meat and 40 percent lab-grown animal meats along with fat and spices.

The benefits of lab-grown meat are listed on the site.

“Celebrity meat production requires less than 1% of the amount of land needed for traditional farming. Currently, 70% of the world’s farmland (almost 30% of the entire earth’s surface) is used for raising animals. Meat production today is simply unsustainable: unless a radical change is made, the price of meat will eventually rise out of control. Lab-grown meats are the future.”

“Bite Labs’ meats are not affected by the growth hormones administered to farm animals, nor are they in contact with pesticides or other chemicals associated with industrial farming. The nutritional content of our products can be rigorously controlled. Farms are dirty, and animals prone to infection; Bite Labs is a clean space where we can grow safer, healthier products.”

Several media have attempted to contact the company without ambiguous results, leaving it unclear as to whether this is a real offshoot of the lab-grown meat industry or whether it is a publicity stunt. Partnering with New Harvest, a donor-funded research institute dedicated to the field of cellular agriculture with their stated goal of raising awareness.

“Our primary goal right now is to create a public dialogue around the potential for commercially available lab-grown celebrity meat,” a representative of BiteLab told USA Today.

On its website, BiteLabs suggested growing meat from actor James Franco, actress Jennifer Lawrence, musician Kanye West, and comedienne Ellen Degeneres while stating the disclaimer that “Bitelabs is not affiliated with any of the personalities listed on this site.” Source

Brethren, if anyone is still not convinced that we are living in the end of the end days, you need look no further than this bizarre and disgusting news of cannibalism….BUT the reader must realize that this prophecy come straight from God’s Word!

It will be the fulfillment of Ezekiel 5:10.

Come Lord Jesus- Come Quickly!

How Can I Be Saved?

Shalom B’Yeshua

MARANATHA!!