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INFECTED MONKEYS at Michigan Research Lab Threaten Health and Science

Emergency! We must have a monkey antivirus TB vax NOW…the sky is falling, mandate the vax. Greta says we may only have 6mos b4 we are all consumed from monkey pox. Al Gore agrees & he’s smart cuz he’s the father of the internet. 

Lock up everyone, young & old…no exceptions. Be safe, Be vaxxed, Be a good neighbor, Don’t be a spreader, Don’t be a dummy & refuse the monkey vax, Kids don’t need the vax (remember that one?). Wear a mask, stay 6 ft apart. Good citizens must obey the govt advisories, mandates & martial law imposed by our armed, raping, stealing, child molesting & trafficking peace keeping friends in the UN. 

A new digital code for your smartphone will be imposed shortly if you meet current ESG woke guidelines so u can buy and sell, otherwise transportation will be provided by govt men wearing spacesuit looking attire.
Don’t be afraid. These precautions are for everyone’s safety. Ignore the bars & machine guns on these special convoys as they keep those nasty spreaders isolated from endangering our vaxed good citizens, as we move them to their new internment homes in the Arabian desert where the very dry climate & grasshopper/bug/snake diet will help them recover along with a structured exercise program of yogi grave digging.

Any person legal or otherwise reporting any breach of the foregoing by his family members, neighbors, friends, co-workers, political party, complete strangers, homeless, infirmed, disabled, druggies, abortion haters, homophobic, Christians, church or pastors, have Bible apps on their phones, enemies, conservatives, people who have gasoline cars or trucks, natural gas users, or anyone else who can help fill our WEF imposed population reduction quotas of diseased, otherwise burdensome enemies of the state will be rewarded with more ESG credits & a percentage of all the violator’s assets which the govt will seize & liquidate at its discretion & “Govt’ Good Guy” medal & plaque from the govt as acknowledgement of “well done you dirty rat”.