TOO FUNNY! Yes – We Need to Laugh and This Will Make You LOL!!

A brother in Christ sent this to me today and I HAD to share it!

Am I Getting To THAT Age? 

I ask because today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, “What brings you in today?” I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look. 

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” I just say, “No, it’s for company!”

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.”

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he knows when he’s really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs?”

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

May you always have: Love to share Cash to spare Tires with air And Friends who care

❤️❤️

MARANATHA!!

13 thoughts on “TOO FUNNY! Yes – We Need to Laugh and This Will Make You LOL!!

  1. Yvonne Knickerbocker

    Right on! Thank you so much! I really needed something to brighten this very rainy day here in Central Cal. We REALLY need the rain, but I very much needed some sunshine. I didn’t get an email notification of this but came here anyway to find something uplifting to read. SO glad I did. Blessings.

  2. Happy New Year, Geri! Thanks for the laughs! Two things stand out for me:
    My mother called me ‘Elizabeth’ when she had something serious to say. You’re right about aging- I don’t mind saying my age now; I’m 82. God bless you!
    ~Liz

      1. Joy D'Andrea

        Loved this Geri. Hope you had a good New Years. I needed this laugh too at my grand old age of 77.

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